That's intense
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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