did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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