no, he came in my armpit
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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