I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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