the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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