Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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