I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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