Why are handjobs necessary in class?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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