Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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