Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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