Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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