Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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