Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
a search helicopter?!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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