you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
