did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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