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mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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