she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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