God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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