Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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