what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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