the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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