wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Even my vagina gasped.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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