Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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