i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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