Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i dont even know how to be here
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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