If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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