You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
