I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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