Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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