Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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