do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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