So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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