It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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