STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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