As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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