brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
everyone is single if you try hard enough
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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