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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water

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(765): View more from Indiana

he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.

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(614): View more from Ohio

When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??

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(678): View more from Georgia

Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.

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