What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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