Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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