On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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