Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just want to make out with him forever
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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