she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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