sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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