all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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