And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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