Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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