The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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