I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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