And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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