I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am in a vortex of obligation.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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