thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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