your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where did you get a picture of my penis
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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