That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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