she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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